All lyrics by Jasmine Wynants-Granfelt, except Wild Frontier, by Gary Moore. ©Jasmine Wynants-Granfelt ©Gary Moore



♥ The Gravedigger's Wife ♥ 

You make me feel like I’m way ahead
Get off my back, I’ll go faster than that
Get over yourself and out from under my skin
You made me sweat but I can’t feel a thing

I can’t feel you, I can’t feel you 
Your heart is dead

Help me forget, the things that you said
I try to forget so I don’t regret
Dead or alive, I’m buried for life
Dead or alive, I’ll never be your bride
I’ll never be your bride!

My conscience screams that you’re not in love
My head insists I’ve gotta get you off
My heart’s been hurt by the hearse’s dirt
You shovel me down to your barren earth

I can’t feel you, I can’t feel you
Your heart is dead

Help me forget, the things that you said
I try to forget so I don’t regret
Dead or alive, I’m buried for life
Dead or alive, I’ll never be your bride
I’ll never be your bride!

Hung by my pride
I’ll never be your bride
Hung by my pride
I'll see you on the other side...

♥ Extraordinary Man ♥ 

I watch you on the tele
Nearly everyday
And on my iPhone 7
Driving in my Chevrolet  
 
I like your fat cunt selfies
I wish I had a bath
You'd be my rubber duckie
And we could have a laugh
 
Are you having a laugh?
  
Ricky Gervais
Will you be my best friend?
Will you be my pen-pall?
Will you be my mentor?
My extraordinary man
My extraordinary man
 
You are so rich and famous
But I like your style
Charitable and courageous 
Making it all worthwhile
 
If I ever win the lottery
I’d ask you where to donate
Most, or at least some of the money
To animals in need, oh yes indeed
 
Oh yes indeed!
 
Ricky Gervais
Will you be my best friend?
Will you be my pen-pall?
Will you be my mentor?
My extraordinary man
My extraordinary man
Not an ordinary man… noooo
 
Don’t worry, I am married
I’m not looking to score
I just like to hear you laughing 
And Ollie, I adore
 
Seriously though, I’m not a mental
I just need a friend
A superstar, a supercool friend
Who will be my pal till the end, my godsend
 
My godsend! 

Ricky Gervais
Will you be my best friend?
Will you be my pen-pall?
Will you be my mentor?
My extraordinary man
My extraordinary man
Extra-ordinary man
My extraordinary man
My extraordinary man
Not an ordinary man… noooo

♥ In My Mind ♥

In my mind
Pushed through my soul
In disguise
I scored a goal

In my eyes
I've seen the lot
Nearly blind
Won't let my iris rot

How, how, how

You're in my mouth
You're sugar sweet
Teeth will grind 
What you call me

Inconvenient
For this hell bitch
Scared, too scared to see
That you are me

How, how, how

How are you me
How are you me
How, how, how, how are you me
How are you me

In my mind 
Pushed through my soul
In disguise 
I scored a goal

Inconvenient
For this hell bitch
Scared, too scared to see
That you are me

How, how, how

How are you me
How are you me
How, how, how, how are you me
How are you me

How, how, how...

♥ Song For Him ♥

I've been waiting for you
'cause I want you
I've been praying for you
'cause I want you
I don't know you at all
But I want you
It makes no sense at all
I want you

Morning sun sees evening sky
Shadeless tree finds shadows in the night

I've been waiting for you
'cause I want you
I've been praying for you
'cause I want you
I don't know you at all
But I want you
It makes no sense at all
I want you

Your lyrics feed the seeds in me
My heart's shout calls for thee

Ooohhh, I want you
Ooohhh, I want you

I've had my fun and I don't get well no more 
I've had my fun and I don't get well no more
I've had my fun and I don't get well no more
I've had my fun and I don't get well no more

I want you....I want you
I've been waiting for you
'cause I want you

♥ Trudyanne ♥

When you find what you’ve been looking for
Life becomes sufferable
When you find what you’ve been running from
Death becomes acceptable

Oh oh oh...
Trudyanne can, handle the Truth
Reality Is Always Already the Case
You become what you meditate on
You become what you meditate on

When you see what you’ve been longing for
Your heart melts into Love
When you See The One Who’s Beating Your Heart
Love becomes your living law

Oh oh oh...
Trudyanne can, handle the Truth
Reality Is Always Already the Case
You become what you meditate on
You become what you meditate on

♥ Bye Bye Babydoll ♥

Girl, don’t, rock the boat
Girl, I won’t, bail you out
Girl, you know, I love you so
But girl, you’re in it, on your own
 
Leave, leave, leave
LEAVE!!!
 
You’ve got nothing to lose
You’re looking rather used
There’s a killer on the loose, the loose, the loose
You’re tying your own noose
 
Girl, I see, you’re wounds have bled
Girl, you’ve got to, crawl out that bed
Girl, just, walk out the door
'coz girl, you’re not, their little whore
 
Leave, leave, leave
LEAVE!!!
 
You’ve got nothing to lose
You’re looking rather used
There’s a killer on the loose, the loose, the loose
You’re tying your own noose
 
Run away
Refuse, refuse
Run away
Stop! your abuse
 
You’ve got nothing to lose
You’re looking rather used
There’s a killer on the loose, the loose, the loose
You’re tying your own noose

You’ve got nothing to lose
You’re looking rather used
There’s a killer on the loose, the loose, the loose
You’re tying your own noose 

You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose  
You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose 
You’re tying your own noose 

♥ Pimp ♥

What are you now that I'm in charge
More than you ever were
I own you now that I'm in charge
And it's the way it's got to be
The way it's got to be
Nothing left to hide
And nothing left to lose
You can't choose

Now that I own you, you're my little toy
I beat you when I want to, fills my heart with joy
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch

Who are you now that I'm in charge
Adorable, so sweet and all brand new
Got your passport and your credit card
And it's the way it's got to be
My grip and guarantee
Nothing left to hide
And nothing left to lose
You can't choose

Now that I own you, you're my little toy
I beat you when I want to, fills my heart with joy
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little bitch
Oh, you'll make me rich sweet little... BIIIIITCH!!!!

♥ For What It's Worth ♥

Thinking about leaving my mind
Spinning around just Breathing the Light
Too many questions, too many thoughts
Thoughts and confusion, this ego, ego... has talked

Now we are sailing by the dark shores of this land
And we are bleeding on these beaches, understand
That we are sailing by the dark shores of this land
And we are bleeding on these beaches, understand, understand...

For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless

Oh, and your wars have to end
And this war within yourself
This is getting out of hand
The world on you depends

For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless

Oh, and your wars have to end
And this war within yourself
This is getting out of hand
The world on you depends...

Ends...
Ends...
Ends...
Ends...

Thinking about leaving my mind
Spinning around just Breathing the Light
Too many questions, too many thoughts
Thoughts and confusion, this ego has talked

For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless
For what it's worth, it's worthless...

Less...
Less...
Less...
Less...

♥ Wild Frontier ♥

I remember the old country
They call the emerald land
I remember my hometown
Before the wars began

We are riding on a sea of rage
The victims you have seen
You'll never hear them sing again
The Forty Shades Of Green

We're going back to the Wild Frontier
Back to the Wild Frontier, it's calling
Back to the Wild Frontier
Were going back, back to the Wild Frontier

I remember my city streets 
Before the soldiers came
Now armoured cars and barricades
Remind us of our shame

We are drowning in a sea of blood
The victims you have seen
Nevermore to sing again
The Forty Shades Of Green

We're going back to the Wild Frontier
Back to the Wild Frontier, it's calling
Back to the Wild Frontier
Back to the Wild Frontier, it's calling

Those are the days I most remember
Those are the days I most recall
We count the cost of those we lost
And pray that it's not in vain

The bitter tears of all those years
I hope we live to see those days again

Riding on a sea of rage
The victims you have seen 
You'll never hear us sing again
The Forty Shades Of Green

I remember a friend of mine
So sad now that he's gone
They say I'll forget as time goes on

We're going back to the Wild Frontier
Back to the Wild Frontier, it's calling
Back to the Wild Frontier
We're going back
Back to the Wild Frontier

Can you hear it calling?
Can you hear it calling?
Can you hear, it's calling?
We're going back, back to the Wild Frontier

♥ Mr. Postman ♥

He rides up and down my street
On his read bike, it looks real neat
It’s only got one gear but the roads are flat
I love to hear him skid when the road is wet

He’s got a big blue bag, it holds all the mail
And the magazines for his newspaper trail
When he gets off that bike he takes off his hat
His dark hair purrs like a precious cat

Hey Mr. Postman, have you got news for me?
My baby’s been long gone and I need someone to see
I think that you could set me free
So please, come and undress me
Oh oh, oh oh...

His name is Billy-Bob 
But I’m gonna call him Lollypop
He’s only about seventeen
But he could be at least nineteen

He’s got a lot of hair like a grown up man
And a bulge where a bulge should be
He’s tall, lean and handsome
And that suit cleans him up good

Hey Mr. Postman, have you got news for me?
My baby’s been long gone and I need someone to see
I think that you could set me free
So please, come and undress me
Oh oh, oh oh...

The next time you ring my doorbell
I won’t let you walk away
This time I will answer it
I won’t be shy like today

I’ll take from you the big parcels 
That I send to myself
I’ll show you my letter opener
So you can unwrap me

Hey Mr. Postman, I’ve got news for you
My baby’s been long gone and I need someone to do
I think that you could set me free
So please, come and undress me

♥ Cigarettes ♥

God knows
I’m a bad girl buddy
God knows

I know
Old habits die hard 
I know

But you know
It’s not worth dying for 
You know

But I’m dying for a cigarette
And I won’t rest until she meets my breath

God knows
It’s hard to live without
God knows

And I know
I’d miss my little friends
I know

But you know
It’s not worth crying for
You know

But I’m crying for a cigarette
And I will weep until she meets my breath

God knows
God knows
God knows!

Yeah God knows
I’m an addict baby
God knows

I know
I’m a smoker, maybe
I know

Buy you know
I’ll never give them up 
You know...

So I’m dying for a cigarette
And I won’t rest until she meets my breath

Breath...
Breath...
Breath...